Things I wish I could unread.

This is what I get for clicking links on FARK

me:(puts mom in front of screen) See those girls ?
mom: yep...
me: Aren't those nice, or what ?
mom: yep...
(pause)
me: and ?
mom: Boobs are too big...
me: Nah... but... you can also order Stephanie with smaller boobies...
mom:; Huh ?!? Confused
me: Those girls actually are dolls !
mom: Oh ! Shocked Didn't notice that.
(pause)
mom: Are those dolls "fully equipped" down there ? Rolling Eyes
me: Yep. (loads picture of Kaori spreading legs)
mom: O-ho !! Shocked
(pause)
mom: So ?
me: (gulp) I, uhm... want one of those dolls...
mom: Fine, if that's the doll of your dreams, go ahead and order...
me: I'd like to, but money...
mom: How much ? €3000 ?
me: With tax and import, more like €8000 or stuff.
mom: Shocked !!!
me: Can you lend me €2000 or so ? Will pay back.
mom: Sure.
me: Shocked !!! Shocked


!!!!!!!!

Holy SHIT that takes balls, asking YOUR MOM for MONEY so you can buy a SEX DOLL!!!


And people complain about furries.

Before anyone gets any Ideas, I would much rather have one of these. Mmmm, carbon fiber bow.

Things I wish I could unread.

This is what I get for clicking links on FARK

me:(puts mom in front of screen) See those girls ?
mom: yep...
me: Aren't those nice, or what ?
mom: yep...
(pause)
me: and ?
mom: Boobs are too big...
me: Nah... but... you can also order Stephanie with smaller boobies...
mom:; Huh ?!? Confused
me: Those girls actually are dolls !
mom: Oh ! Shocked Didn't notice that.
(pause)
mom: Are those dolls "fully equipped" down there ? Rolling Eyes
me: Yep. (loads picture of Kaori spreading legs)
mom: O-ho !! Shocked
(pause)
mom: So ?
me: (gulp) I, uhm... want one of those dolls...
mom: Fine, if that's the doll of your dreams, go ahead and order...
me: I'd like to, but money...
mom: How much ? €3000 ?
me: With tax and import, more like €8000 or stuff.
mom: Shocked !!!
me: Can you lend me €2000 or so ? Will pay back.
mom: Sure.
me: Shocked !!! Shocked


!!!!!!!!

Holy SHIT that takes balls, asking YOUR MOM for MONEY so you can buy a SEX DOLL!!!


And people complain about furries.

Before anyone gets any Ideas, I would much rather have one of these. Mmmm, carbon fiber bow.