I am seriously freaking out.

[platedlizard]

I'm at Barnes and Noble, and the guy next to me who it old enough to be my GRANDFATHER (and I'm 27, mind) is reading something that looks like the Swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated KEEPS EYING me. Yes, I know I have boobies. GO AWAY!

I'm not even wearing my usual boobie-revealing clothing. Loose white shirt, and long black skirt, and it all looks very hippie. Jesus, guy, you are creeping me out.