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While I was idly searching for another part-time job, something that wouldn't be too much effort, I ran across this lovely entry. MSTed for your viewing pleasure.

i have an idea for a 50 page or less book that should bring lots of money. Suuure. That's what they all say, buddy. and bring awareness to the general public here in this country U.S. of A., and other countrys. It's spelled 'countries'. You aren't going to get any help by misspelling in your Murphy-damned ad.

i have worked toward putting it together, but can't find the time and don't know which step to take next. Translation: I am one of those freaks who calls into talk shows (progressive or right-wing, doesn't matter) and spouts the most insane conspiracy theories popular on Teh Internets, like how the Bush administration planted bombs in the World Trade Center in order to blow it up so that he could invade Iraq. I also don't have the patience, typing skillz, or time necessary to write 50 pages, which is a pamphlet for Murphy's Sake!

it would be a simple book that could be put together by kinkos, Wow. And that's supposed to make money? Why not just do a 'zine instead? but i need help no shit (american history knowledge, labor time, share of costs, spelling and pronunciation is an easy part)So, in other words, everything? to get it put together and on the shelf. it would be helpful if the candidate know a little or a lot about United States, and American history,That would be...oh...EVERY FUCKING PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!1! everything can be found on the internet. Because Teh Internets is a never-ending FONT of knowledge, always correct, never wrong no matter what they say... even the bits about alien butt-probes and Michael Jackson. some people will like it, Like you and your wacko friends, if you have any. some won't. Everybody sane. it's a Michael Moore type of book. But I bet Michael Moore knows how to use punctuation and capitalize an' stuff.

if anyone is interested,lets talk. Um, no. But I might read the finished project if it ever gets off the ground, it ought be good for a laugh. were We're, perhaps? missing sales now. and the public needs to be told. About what? You didn't describe it, dipshit.

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Date: 2006-01-20 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
This may be a bit late, just found your page today, but the plural of country IS countries. Be careful when you're criticizing other people - and always be sure you're right!

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