A Quick Up-Date

[platedlizard]

We just got two calls from someone who sounded suspiciously like my little-Marine-in-Iraq sister, if my little sister was trying to fake a whacked out Southern-Redneck accent while drinking a little too much enhanced (and I don't mean vitamins) orange juice. Said some guy I don't know was calling me 'fat' (phat?) after he had seen my picture at 'summer camp last year'. (Wha..?) Okay "Jenifer" or "Stacy". Pretend all you want that you didn't make the calls, me and Mom know the truth. And remember, if you smoke da weed before you get out they'll throw you in the brig, so be sure to save the rest and send it home to me, and hopefully we'll see you in May. Brat.