The funniest thing ever.

South Carolina's governor is missing. According to his press secretary he decided to go hiking on the Apalacian Trail this weekend. If true, it probably would have been a good thing for him to tell his wife and sons, and maaaaybe also the National Guard etc. And also? Sunday was Father's Day, and he has four sons.

I bet you anything he's in Cancun doing bodyshots off hookers. If the S. Carolinians are lucky said hookers will be female.