Because Tim LeHaye is your Prophet.
Nov. 6th, 2008 01:47 amHoly crap, I knew there were religious crazies out there, but actually seeing them in their own environment is something else.
Take a look at this thread.
First we get a nice dose of sanity. Well, kinda.
Obama is not the AC. The AC will NOT love women, and Obama is married.
Which is quickly squashed.
I'm not suggesting anything, but the actual meaning of that verse about the AC loving women is not connected with physical love. It was discussed on some other threads already. I need some help from the Bible scholars on this one [happy waving emoticon]
Martha, you used to read the Left Behind series, is that in the books? The Anti-Christ has to be unmarried/uninterested in women?
I agree. I'm thinking that it means that he's just not interested, as in "no time for." The AC is going to be so pre-occupied with ruling the world and total supreme power that women will hold no interest for him.
I don't believe that Obama is the AC either, but more like a pre-cursor. He has certainly shown us just how easy it will be for people to worship the true AC though.
So Obama isn't the Anti-Christ, just one of his henchmen. Nice to know.
aaaand there's more. Apparently being distantly related to some Scottish king is proof of something.
There's this lovely comment:
That settles it, Obama is a shape-shifting, reptile.
...just kidding ...about the shape-shifting part.
Given that my username is platedlizard I'm sure you all know how I feel about that comment.
Another slight hint of sanity:
Scotland was NOT part of the Roman Empire. After thousands of Roman troops died trying to conquer it, Hadrian ordered the construction of Hadrian's wall, fixing the Northern border of the Empire on the border to Scotland.
And, to be honest, are you really surprised someone in America has European roots?
NO SHIT.
Oh man, there's so much more. But what else do you expect from a board called Rapture Ready?
(hey, can you guys hurry up with the Rapture already? It would be damn nice for the meek to inherit whats left after you guys go to live with your Creepy All-Seeing Skyfather)
ETA: There's already an Impeach Obama thread. Which, I have to say, is a nice change from all the death threats floating around the 'nets.
Son of ETA: OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANNOT LOOK AWAY! Now I know how Cleolinda felt when she was recapping the Twilight series, only I think I am more freaked out because these guys are real! They seriously think Obama is evil. I HATED McCain, and I even I didn't think he was evil, but these guys think Obama is. What. The. Fuck.
He's had this in his plan all along, and nobody's been talking about it.
I think maybe ACORN will be put in charge of the civilian security force.
ACORN? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
*deep breath*
(BTW, it's hard to tell what Obama's talking about in a 20 second clip, but it looks like there's some National Guard members in the background. The National Guard is our 'Civilian Soldier' force, ie militia, which is hilarious if you follow that thread.)
(ETA THE THRID: I found the context for that 20 second clip. He's talking about programs like the Peace Corp etc. )
Halliburton a government contractor has a job through 2010 to build barbed wire detention centers. I figured it was for the "resisters" after the rapture? Now I'm not so sure!!
It is YOUR PRESIDENT who arraigned those contracts. You know, the God-Fearing man who shares your values? Yeah, him. Obama will hopefully be canceling them. I hope.
ETA STRIKES BACK: I can't go on, I really can't. They're saying that calling the nation's young people to volunteer their time in service to this nation and the world will put them under the sway of someone they clearly view as at the very least one of the Anti-Christ's henchmen. What the hell do you say to that? Really, what the hell? And these people controlled our country all these years? No wonder it's fucked up!
I-I really want to get drunk. And beat my head against the wall. Maybe I should just go to sleep.
Take a look at this thread.
First we get a nice dose of sanity. Well, kinda.
Obama is not the AC. The AC will NOT love women, and Obama is married.
Which is quickly squashed.
I'm not suggesting anything, but the actual meaning of that verse about the AC loving women is not connected with physical love. It was discussed on some other threads already. I need some help from the Bible scholars on this one [happy waving emoticon]
Martha, you used to read the Left Behind series, is that in the books? The Anti-Christ has to be unmarried/uninterested in women?
I agree. I'm thinking that it means that he's just not interested, as in "no time for." The AC is going to be so pre-occupied with ruling the world and total supreme power that women will hold no interest for him.
I don't believe that Obama is the AC either, but more like a pre-cursor. He has certainly shown us just how easy it will be for people to worship the true AC though.
So Obama isn't the Anti-Christ, just one of his henchmen. Nice to know.
aaaand there's more. Apparently being distantly related to some Scottish king is proof of something.
There's this lovely comment:
That settles it, Obama is a shape-shifting, reptile.
...just kidding ...about the shape-shifting part.
Given that my username is platedlizard I'm sure you all know how I feel about that comment.
Another slight hint of sanity:
Scotland was NOT part of the Roman Empire. After thousands of Roman troops died trying to conquer it, Hadrian ordered the construction of Hadrian's wall, fixing the Northern border of the Empire on the border to Scotland.
And, to be honest, are you really surprised someone in America has European roots?
NO SHIT.
Oh man, there's so much more. But what else do you expect from a board called Rapture Ready?
(hey, can you guys hurry up with the Rapture already? It would be damn nice for the meek to inherit whats left after you guys go to live with your Creepy All-Seeing Skyfather)
ETA: There's already an Impeach Obama thread. Which, I have to say, is a nice change from all the death threats floating around the 'nets.
Son of ETA: OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANNOT LOOK AWAY! Now I know how Cleolinda felt when she was recapping the Twilight series, only I think I am more freaked out because these guys are real! They seriously think Obama is evil. I HATED McCain, and I even I didn't think he was evil, but these guys think Obama is. What. The. Fuck.
He's had this in his plan all along, and nobody's been talking about it.
I think maybe ACORN will be put in charge of the civilian security force.
ACORN? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
*deep breath*
(BTW, it's hard to tell what Obama's talking about in a 20 second clip, but it looks like there's some National Guard members in the background. The National Guard is our 'Civilian Soldier' force, ie militia, which is hilarious if you follow that thread.)
(ETA THE THRID: I found the context for that 20 second clip. He's talking about programs like the Peace Corp etc. )
Halliburton a government contractor has a job through 2010 to build barbed wire detention centers. I figured it was for the "resisters" after the rapture? Now I'm not so sure!!
It is YOUR PRESIDENT who arraigned those contracts. You know, the God-Fearing man who shares your values? Yeah, him. Obama will hopefully be canceling them. I hope.
ETA STRIKES BACK: I can't go on, I really can't. They're saying that calling the nation's young people to volunteer their time in service to this nation and the world will put them under the sway of someone they clearly view as at the very least one of the Anti-Christ's henchmen. What the hell do you say to that? Really, what the hell? And these people controlled our country all these years? No wonder it's fucked up!
I-I really want to get drunk. And beat my head against the wall. Maybe I should just go to sleep.